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9 Best Ways To Turn Yourself into Shark Bait

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9 Best Ways To Turn Yourself into Shark Bait It’s not likely that anyone would be looking to get attacked by a shark, but just in case, here’s a list of the 9 best ways to do it. Wear Something Shiny or Bright with Lots of Stripes or Polka Dots A shark may decide to ignore you, unless, of course, you’re wearing something bright and shiny or something with bold patterns. Don’t get ignored among the thousands of other fish around you. Stand out by wearing polka-dots or stripes. You’ll look like the most attractive meal around. Or, better yet, wear shiny jewelry. A shark will easily mistake the silver or gold shine for a silver scaled fish. Eat Spicy Food—The Greasier the Better Food with strong smells will seep through your pores not long after you’ve eaten. Unsalted nuts, wholemeal foods (such as whole grain breads and pasta), mangos and apples will NOT make your skin produce a lot of oils. Red meat, salty, spicy and sugary foods and dairy products, however, are sur...